OK, I am easily amused, what can I say?
I am reading the account of an 'ulti-mutt' pet party in the
English version of the Bombay Times and I am, as you would say in
Internet language ROFL, rolling on the floor laughing.
Lost in Translation?
Maybe it's the more formalized English used by people in
India… or maybe something is not lost in translation, but
rather ADDED in the translation.
'Your pets can be called to a party too,' says the article,
published July 10. 'Make sure they are clean and 'done
up' well when they accompany you to one such special
invitation.'
If you have ever tried to communicate with a customer service
technician in India about a software issue, you will know that I
have cleaned up the verb usage in the following quote…
'Browsing through the ulti-mutt accessories can keep you
gushing, but buying them for your pet can be an
experience.'
Bling! Bling!
And if you are the host of said social pet gathering, 'Try to
use new, unique, ulti-mutt products and accessories available at
the stores to add that bling factor.'
NO! Really, that's what it says.
'Your pets are a part of your family, so are your friends, make
sure everyone enjoys with some good food to go with it.'
Why Host a Pet Party?
Well, because "It is easy for your guests (both two and
four-legged) to party 'at home' with friendly,
purr-sonalised service and one-on-one attention."
And when your host presents a gift to you at the party, it is
suggested that you present a return gift to your host's pet -
something utilitarian such as a collar, a feather or a bone.
Indeed! "This will add some warmth at the party."
Enjoy!
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